What should you do about uneven cooking in a microwave oven?

My microwave oven seems to mostly heat things on the periphery of the plate
and the part in the center is significantly cooler. Is this considered
faulty operation and should I get something replaced? — MD

It’s quite possible that the pattern of microwaves inside your oven is more intense at some places than in others — that’s why most microwaves have carousels in them to move the food around. I don’t think that the pattern will change much with age, but it’s possible that your oven isn’t producing as much microwave power as it once did and you notice the low-intensity regions more than before. It’s not a true “fault”, but it is a nuisance. If you get tired of putting up with it, you should probably replace the oven. It used to be that you could purchase carousel inserts for the ovens, but I don’t see them for sale anymore.

How can you make a laser beam fade with distance?

Is it possible to make a visible laser beam fade after 2 or 3 feet for safety reasons? — RB, Arvada, Colorado

Since light carries energy, a laser beam can’t simply disappear after a couple of feet — something would have to absorb it and its energy. Since the atmosphere is extremely transparent to visible light, it won’t do the trick.

Since eye safety requires limiting the amount of laser power that can enter a person’s eye, you can make a laser more eye-safe by enlarging its beam. Even a powerful laser can be eye-safe if only a small fraction of the laser light can enter a person’s iris and focus on their retina.

Although it’s natural to think of a laser beam as a narrow pencil of light that stays narrow forever, that’s not really the case. The diameter of a laser beam changes with distance from its source. The beams from typical lasers, including laser pointers, start relatively narrow and widen as gradually as the physics of light propagation will allow. But with the help lenses, you can change that widening process dramatically. For example, if you send a typical laser beam through a converging lens that has a focal length of 1 foot, the laser beam will converge to a very narrow “beam waist” 1 foot beyond the lens and will then spread relatively quickly with distance. It will return to its original diameter 1 foot beyond its waist and to 10 times its original diameter 10 feet beyond its waist. With its light spread out by a factor of 10 in both height and width, it will have only 1/100th the intensity (power per unit area) of the original beam. Because of its large size, only a fraction of the beam and its light power will now enter a person’s iris and focus on their retina.

Using this scheme, you can have a beam that is extremely intense for the first 2 feet, including a super-intense waist at the 1-foot mark. But beyond that point, the beam spreads quickly and soon becomes so wide that it is no longer a eye hazard.